I had a SHITTY day! (Literally)

Holy Shit! Today sucked!

I openend in Guest Service, and it wasn't bad until Sharon made me go clean the bathroom. Usually they mean to push the button in there, so that our automated system will shut off. Nope. Some fucker complained about there being piss all over the floor, so Sharon sent me back in. yes, indeed there was piss all over the fucking floor, and to match that, it was from an overflowing toilet with shit in it. There was even some small chunks on the floor. So, after damn near barfing 10 billion times, I begin to mop it up. Jesus fucking Christ, there was the 8th sea. After I got most of the piss off the floor, I got a plunger. Gross. There is something wrong with the toilet because it wasn't working very well. So after plunger the thing for 5 minutes straight, I put the plunger away, and I thought the toilet would work. WRONG! When I put away the plunger, someone went in that stall and shit again. And again it got clogged. As I was waiting for the guy to get out of that stall, this old man came in and yelled, "Mop up this water! Do you want me to fall and break my hip!?" I didn't reply because I would've got myself fired. The thing is there was no puddle, it was still semi-wet because of the mop. And I can't use the mop to dry it when the mop is wet. I was about to say, "I'm doing the best I can." or "I'll break your fuckin' hip if you keep that attitude up." So anyways, I pretended to 'get all the water' and it looked exactly like it did before I mopped again, and this time it was OK. What a fuckface. Anyway, back to the once again clogged toilet. I again got the plunger and plunged for another 5 minutes until it looked presentable. Then I got the CLOSED sign and put it in that stall. And then I left. I'm not a fuckin cart attendant, why should I hae to do it? And then I told Sharon that I was NOT going to be doing that again. I don't care if I get fired, I am not doing that again. So then I finally took my lunch, and I really didn't feel like eating after I saw all that shit. But, I knew I had too or else my stomach would kill me. So, when I'm walking to the breakroom, someone else was in there mopping because someone IGNORED the sign that was sitting RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE TOILET, and clogged the fucker AGAIN. So, they finally put an out of order sign on the toilet, and I didn't hear about any other occurances...yet. Now, it seems like I smell like the bathroom, but it's just haunting me.

Guess what kids? If you've been reading my posts you would know that I would go apeshit if they scheduled me for closing on the day after Thanksgiving. And guess what? THEY DID! 2:30-11 CASHIERING! I am about to blow my brains out. Everyone else in GS is going to be up there except for me, Heidi, Kari, and the head cashiers. ...Great! And I open the next day, so I have to leave by midnight. So, even less sleep for me. The nextday I get to sleep in is Thanksgiving.

There is going to be a new girl getting shifts up at Guest Service, and apparently she transferred from another store. Jesse said she didn't know what she was doing, so that's good news. Yet, another person to take my GS shifts.

It was SO FUCKING BUSY, and that's an understatement! our parking lot was full, and it took me 5 minutes to get out of there. Damn Canadians! Stay in your own god-damn country!

I need some liquor and I need it quick.

See ya, and watch out for bitter employees like myself. We're dangerous!