Holy Shit!

Today really sucked! There were SO many assholes I could've sworn I was in high school again. Well, I don't have much to say but maybe some shtuff will come to me as I type.

Saturday night, cashiering:

I closed, and I helped Sara put up ad. While I was doing this she came and told me what just happened. Kim from the salesfloor came up to get her cart of Toys. She had to sit at GS and sort thru every single fucking thing. She pulls out 2 things that weren't in toys. One went Pets, and the other to Infants. All of the other returns we put away. Then, she gets on the walkie and says, "Oh I guess pets and infants do have returns because the cashier doesn't know how to sort." All this for 2 fucking things!? We could've just left them at GS for the next day being that it's 2 things. So Sara told me this and she said, "God I fucking hate her. She is such a fucking cunt," or something along those lines.

Then Krista came and got me, and told me to start zoning health and beauty. It was Nancy's department so of course she didn't do jack shit. All she fucking does is...I don't even fucking know because she has to farm out her work to everyone else. And even just today she asked the head cashiers if they had any spare cashiers that could work on her pulls. I honestly don't know where the fuck she is or what the fuck she does from the time she punches in to the time she punches out. AUGH! I fucking hate her! I don't close anytime soon thank fucking god.

Sunday, guest service:

As I said SO many assholes. We lost this woman's receipt and she went ApEsHiT. Totally fucking apeshit. She started rattling off about people she knew's problems with Target. Yeah, OK because we obviously care. We didn't actually lose the receipt either, another 'guest' took it by mistake.

Then there was this woman who argued with me about a no-receipt return. She wanted cash (NOPE), one item instead of 2 (NOPE), giftcard (NOPE), from another department (NOPE). I left before she came back.

And then there was this guy who was seriously the dumbest fuck I've ever spoken with. He wants to pay on his card, doesn't know how much so I tell him to call the number on the back of his card. I tell him to dial 9 to get out of the store, but he's too stupid and just starts dialing the number. He gives me this 'what is going on' look so I take the phone and dial the number for him. It asks for his account number, and he asked me what it was. It's the fucking number on the fucking card! So he enters that and asks where the pound sign (#) is. WHAT!? Right where you left it, under the 9! It then asks for his zip code, and this guy didn't know what a zip code was. By now, I'm amazed this guy is even standing up before he forgets. He just tells me an amount and I put it on his card for him. If you don't know how to work a phone, don't know what your account number is, don't know where the pound sign is, and don't know your zip code, maybe you shouldn't have a fucking credit card. And by no means was this guy mentally retarded from what I could tell, although that could've explained it.

The End: (of this post, not the blog stupid!)

So I realize that by putting names into this blog, that is makes me stick out like a sore thumb, but you know what? I really don't care. I'm not getting what I even close to want with this place, so firing me would be doing me a favor. I'm getting one shitty shift a week in GS, my favorite place under the T, and the rest cashiering. And as you all know (both of my readers, LOL more like none) I absolutely hate cashiering with a passion. It is the most fucking boring thing I could do. I would rather sit at home and not get paid than to do cashiering. Fuck! And then with all the new people in GS, even less hours up there for me. I absolutely LOVE being at GS, and that's why they don't put me up there. Target doesn't care about you, they care about the numbers, how fast you are, how many Target cards you have got, but it all rolls into how much money you can make them while they pay you shit. My store pulled in almost $250,000 in ONE DAY, and how much did I get? About $50. And I had to put up with the extra guests/shit that day, and still got paid normal crappy wages. This, while the execs got bonuses. Yeah, complete and utter bullshit. What the fuck ever, I'll enjoy my cashiering for the time being, and say goodbye to GS to which they are slowly take me away from. I'll tell you one thing, if they EVER take me out of GS for more than a one week period, I'm quitting plain and simple.

P.S. Would you like to save 10% today if you're approved for the Target Visa? (LOL)