I Swear...

People are really getting on my nerves this holiday season. I am about to freak the fuck out on pretty much everyone that comes to GS.

First off, there was this woman who came up to GS with an inflatable air mattress. It was defective and whatnot, but she didn't have her receipt. She told me it was a gift. So, I scan the barcode and it comes up Not on File, therefore I need a receipt to do the return. She starts spouting off about how she is out $30 and she wants her cash back. Ok, I thought you said it was a gift. Don't lie to me, that makes me want to help you even less. I gave her the guest relations number and off she went.

And then there were these old Canadian women that came up to GS. First thing out of their mouths, "Call us a cab." (Our town is small so we have to call the cab to pick people up.) That sounded like a demand, you could have asked nicely. And what's wrong with you? Why can't you call yourself you helpless old bitch? So I opened the phone book, and pointed to the cab numbers and she said, "No YOU call a cab for us." I did because I had nothing else to do, but I wish I had other guests so I could tell her off. Well, it had been about 5 minutes and one woman waddles back up to GS and demands that I call them again. At this point I am getting so fucking pissed off that I have to do it when she is perfectly capable. So the cab person says it will be about 3 minutes. The Canadian had a shit-fit right then and there saying, "The cabs are so much quicker in Canada, this would not be acceptable in Canada..." I was just thinking SHUT THE FUCK UP!! This isn't Canada! Our town is a fraction of the size of the city they were from so of course we aren't going to have a billion cabs around town. Think you fucking retard! I'm officially not calling anyone a cab anymore unless they are physically unable. And of course with all Canadians, there was no thank you.

And there is some local news that puts us on the map, but it will TOTALLY give away where I am. The girl I graduated with and worked with at Target that was on America's Next Top Model WON! Congrats to her! It's been the buzz around town now!