Canadian Spring Break

Holy mother fucking shit, it is BUSY in town!! It was so busy in Target I wanted to shoot myself. And all the Canadians are down here so it's 10 times busier.

So I was doing a return of a phone card, the lady says nothing to me about anything except for the fact that it didn't work. So I start the return and ask her if she wanted it credited back to her card. She said she didn't have the card and I told her we didn't need it. She then yelled literally, "NO!" I was a bit shocked because I didn't know what the fuck was the problem. She starts bitching that she wants another one. So I give her a giftcard, and she was on her way. My God, she made the biggest fucking stink out of nothing.

Then, I don't know why, but everyone was returning all their defective shit today. It seemed like everything that was returned was defective. Or it didn't fit when the Canadians tried it on at their hotel room. I hear that at least once a day.

The head cashiers were bitching up a storm that we needed to get Target cards. They told us we had to get at least 2 each. I said, being the smartass that I am, "As long as we're dreaming, I want a leprechaun." I'm asking, leave me alone.

It was just hectic today, and this whole week is going to be miserable. Of fucking course they don't schedule around Canadian holidays so we always have a skeleton crew running the fucking store. From around 1:30-2:30 there were NO SALESFLOOR TEAM MEMBERS. On a fucking Saturday!!! So of course all hell was breaking loose and the front lanes were backed up into next year. But there wasn't anyone available to come up so it was a mess.

This coming weekend is going to be even more of a fucking disaster because we have the NCAA playoffs here, Aerosmith will be in town, and of course the end of Canadian spring break.

I don't understand why ALL the Canadians are down here. I thought it was just spring break for the students, but I haven't seen very many if at all. It's all the rude one that have such a feeling of self entitlement just because they come from Canada.

And to make things even better, I cashier tomorrow for 7.5 hours! Shoot me now!