It was so fucking busy and full of asshole Canadians. I officially hate all of them and hope they get hit by a bus, and today only cemented that.
It was so fucking busy at Guest Service, and then this woman comes up with a broken part of a birdbath. Well, she had put another one on hold, so I press the back-up button and go to get it. It is a huge fucking box that's heavier than Star Jones. I attempt to put it in a cart, but it was too heavy. So I walk back to GS to tell the guest that I am going to go to the backroom to get a flat so I can bring it out. There is a line of about 10 people waiting. I get pissed because no one is responding, grab the walkie and yell that I need help at GS. So I grab the flat and get everything in order. But honestly, who puts a VERY heavy object on the ground with no way of moving it in sight. I was so pissed off.
Then, the usual stupid questions. "I'm from Canada, can I get a circular?" YOU DON'T NEED TO SAY WHERE YOU ARE FROM AT THE BEGINNING OF EVERYTHING YOU SAY! It's not like after you ask for an ad I'm gonna ask you what country you live in! It's random shit like that, that really pisses me off.
I was pushed over the edge later. I was leaving the building and starting to walk into the parking lot, when this Canadian van speeds up and slams on their brakes, HONKS at me, and the bitch inside is yelling at me to get out of her way. I gave her a dirty look and flicked her off. I don't know what they teach in Canada (obviously not manners or common sense) but here in America, pedestrians have the right of way, especially when I was already crossing the area before you were even close to me. I wanted to beat the living shit out of her. Still do actually.
While I was at lunch at my local Wendy's, you could tell it had been recently visited by Canadians. How? There was food trays and garbage on the tables. They are the biggest fucking pigs. There were only 7 billion garbage cans in the place. I didn't know you were too good to dump your own garbage. Give me a break.
And that wasn't the only placed that was trashed. Of course our store was! Again, they are too damn lazy to put shit back where they found it. We found so much unthawed "frozen" merchandise around the store. WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE!? We also found a loaf of bread under one of the magazine rack. Keep in mind that there is only about 2 inches between the bottom of the rack and the shelf base, so the bread was smushed to shit. If you don't want it, give it to us! We're not going to chop your head off although we want to.
Then of course my store OF ALL TIMES decides to cut hours THIS week. This has been THE busiest we have been since Christmas. It pissed me off. And then we were there until 11:30 because of short-staffing and the pigs, err...Canadians.
Thank fucking GOD I don't work until Saturday! Although this weekend will be BAD because the Canadians have Monday off, so there will be even more of them down here. That's it, I'm taking next year's Canadian spring break off. Fuck'em all!
Wednesday, March 29, 2006
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