Well ladies and gents, today is the day. The day after Christmas, where billions of self-centered returning assholes visit the return counter. And guess what, I'm just that lucky to be pullin an 8.5 hour shift up there today. I know, fun stuff. I'm expeting to get totally bitched out for our policy as no one will have their receipts, and of course it will be MY fault. Well, I'm writing this BEFORE my shift, just so you can see the difference from now to when I'm done.
There will be 5 openers. Me, Phyllis, Mary, Amanda, and someone else. Yeah, let's put all the brand fucking new people there today because of course they know what they are doing. Give me a fucking break. I'm going to go in early to prep for today. I'll put garbage bags all over, get 2 walkies, and tell people that come in they can't leave things with us for an exchange because I can only imagine them bitching them out when there return was put back. Holy Fuck, I'm going to kill someone today!
I'm getting ready to be totally verbally raped by each and every stupid fucking guest, and so I'm turning up the attitude to the total asshole notch. There is NO WAY I will take their shit. I'm ready to yell back, and also ready to stand in the unemployment line. See how pissy I am now? Can you only imagine after 8.5 hours of complete assholes and verbal lashings? Wow...today is going to suck.
So I will be back after this HORRIBLE day, and if you don't hear from me for a while, I'm imprisoned for killing someone. You can send your bail donations to...no I'm just kidding, but today is not looking good.
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