Oh Jesus

Well, it was another horrible weekend at the shitbin. Fuckin' Canadians.

There was this one bitch in particular that really pissed me off. She came up with her family of 5340873084 kids, and put a toy on the counter. She tells me it's a gift, and I ask her if she paid for it. We only ask that because people think that if they say it was a gift, they can get in-store credit back. She said no, and so I told her TWICE that she had to exchange it for ONE item from toys that was 12.99 or greater. TWICE I told her. Well, time went by, and she comes up with FOUR little toys. I told her it could only be one item, and she went off. She insinuated that I never told her it had to be one item, and I totally called her out. She yells for a manager. Roberta comes up, and we explain the situation, and Roberta tells her that this was our policy, but also asks if she had paid for it. Then, the bitch pulls out her receipt, and I do it. WHAT THE FUCK!? Had you told me the truth in the first place, you wouldn't be in this position! Well, she was acting like she was hot shit because in her eyes she 'got around' the policy. She really fucking pissed me off, as you can probably tell.

That was the only major thing for me other than the fucking Canadians. They are so god damn full of themselves. They expect the fucking world from us just because they aren't from here. Go fucking home you fucking morons! There was this one woman who returned a pair of shoes, and then wanted me to give her a new receipt without the shoes on there. I told her we couldn't do that, and that the return receipt would show it was taken off. Well, this Canadian retard said, "Well they are not that smart at the border." She was referring to the Canadian officials because they have to pay duty and whatnot on their shit. I'm thinking, 'Duh! They are Canadian!' Even so, how stupid are you to not be able to explain a fucking return receipt?

Even my friends in Food Ave were sick of Canadians. Well, my friend was ringing up this woman and she wanted two medium drinks, and it came to like 2.27 or something like that. Well, this woman paid with a Canadian $5 bill, and got 1.something back because of the exchange rate. Well, her daughter came back up to the register and told him that he shortchanged her. He tells her no, that she paid with a Canadian 5, and got the right amount back. She kept bitching that her mom didn't pay with a Canadian 5, and asked her mom, and she said she didn't. My friend opened the register, pulled out the Canadian $5, and asked, "Then where did this come from?" They shut up, and didn't even apologize.

I've had something similar happen to me numerous times. They pay with a credit card, I run it through and give it back to them. They put it away, and finish doing whatever. Well, after the transaction is completed, they throw a big stink asking me if I gave them their card back. I tell them I did, and they (sometimes) yell back that no I didn't. So I tell them yes I did give it back, and so when they go through their shit, they find it. Rarely does anyone apologize. After being called a liar. Yeah it sucks.

Next time I work is Friday, 2:45-close cashiering. AUGH! That's gonna fucking suck. I'll keep you updated.